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Alright, so we’re all used to seeing ourselves beating the crap out of Gary.
Or Blue, as you fanatics (sorry I mean Dorks) like to call him.
Then, there’s the personal favorite: DICKHEAD.
Oh I’m getting side tracked…. not really.
Anyway, watching him in his full Glory of beating the ELITE motherf*cking 4 is pretty sweet:
cause it’s right before the whole, “Okay, it’s cool you’re Champion, but I’m Red so… get the fuck off my throne.”
And he does the whole ‘FOR GLORY’ thing pretty well.
He gets a little frisky with Lorelei with the innuendos… cause who wouldn’t?
Out mans the brute Bruno.
Teaches the cooky Agatha what his 12 years of life has taught him.
And finally shows Lance, that Dragons are weak to Ice, goddammit.
And then he keeps our seat cozy… what good guy… that Dickhead.
I used to feel a little sorry for the fool, but he truly lives for the moment.
Live out your dreams, Dickhead.
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